New Energy Plan: Citizens Must Pedal

By |2025-11-14T02:13:50-04:00November 13, 2025|Categories: Urban Humour|Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , |0 Comments

Ontario has launched “FitGrid 2030,” an outrageously funny new plan requiring citizens to pedal stationary bikes to generate electricity. With HydroFit inspectors, TTC spin-class transit, and daily wattage quotas, Ontario’s future looks sweaty — and absolutely ridiculous.