urban humour

Ontario has launched “FitGrid 2030,” an outrageously funny new plan requiring citizens to pedal stationary bikes to generate electricity. With HydroFit inspectors, TTC spin-class transit, and daily wattage quotas, Ontario’s future looks sweaty — and absolutely ridiculous.

If cities came flat-packed like IKEA furniture, urban planning would finally make sense — until you realize one crucial screw is missing, probably in Etobikön.